i permit you to call me
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
