dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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