That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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