You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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