OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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