That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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