i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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