No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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