Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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