is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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