So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Randomize
