i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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