That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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