After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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