just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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