I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is wine microwaveable?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
