ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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