i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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