Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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