That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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