She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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