People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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