dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
