Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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