Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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