She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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