we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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