I must be too annoying 4 u.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
