Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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