Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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