Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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