Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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