I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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