"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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