Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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