that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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