i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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