why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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