Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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