I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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