Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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