i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I need a burrito and a hug.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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