is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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