Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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