ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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