I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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