I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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