As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
not ubering you a puppy
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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