I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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