may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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