So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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